Saturday, May 1, 2010

5/1/10

0 comments Posted by E.S. Wynn at 12:00 AM

Elven Wives
By Donald Hobart


In Dell Larond
They say that elves make the best lovers.
So when it came time to find a wife,
I went to the city
And bought one.

She was the wildest woman I ever known.
On our wedding night
I was the one who got penetrated
When she took the cake server
And jammed it into my arm.


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I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.

 

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